ARE YOU A MARKETER?
Badtennis, when launched aims to be the bespoke blog for you to send your free shit. I will feign interest in any of the free shit you send me. Make-up to malleable space metals, I’m comfortable acting like I like anything and giving it an excellent review. Yes, I will be talking about other things too, but this is to make my audience think that I don’t just care about the free shit – but that will be our little secret. As marketers we know the importance of the next big thing, but have you heard about #TheNextBlegThing?
ARE YOU HUMAN?
If you are a human and you’re here, I’m sorry. This either means that somehow some “mate” of yours recommended that you should look at this website or you were link-baited by me. At some point I’m going to add words to this platform and tell stories about my life, but for now, I’m just looking at teasing you, much like your mate who sent you this link did. Look, I’m going to be honest, a lot of what I write is bullshit – if you want to be part of that – drop your mail address at the bottom, you’re going to desperately regret that.
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR LOVE?
When you try your best, but you don’t succeed. When you get what you want, but not what you need. When you feel so tired, but you can’t sleep. Stuck in reverse. And the tears come streaming down your face. When you lose something you can’t replace. When you love someone, but it goes to waste. Could it be worse? Lights will guide you home. And ignite your bones. I will try to fix you