As you read this, I want you to imagine a thickening base beat, I want you to feel that on some level you are on just enough of something to enjoy it. I want you to keep this beat in your head and imagine some inane lyrics that go with that very beat, something like…
“Ladies of the night are people too, so let’s Richard Gere it and rescue you!”
Prositutes, eh? They’re funny because it’s true.
The Charity Chase is the largest institution that a select people know about, and if you don’t know about it, you should. But I covered that in #CharityChase
In this instalment I am going to talk about the dress up, the best dressed and Ms. BadTennis Charity Chase 2013. All of this would be no good if I did not mention the sponsors. Most people make an absolute effort and others are the fat kid on the couch bashing it out to Kelly Osborne, because MTV is on and the remote is on the other couch – lazy wankers.
If you are not involved next year, I pity you
So here we go…
As the crowds started to descend on the Baron Fredman, photos were taken, I can only imagine that I looked like a mix between a half Os Du Rant and a paedophile, basically Coenie. I am not sure where these lads in the front get off coming as adults?
The Adam’s Family, because there are four people and the Ninja Turtles costume was already rented. Special mention to these guys for staying in character for this shot.
Full marks to the cat on the right for keeping his beard on the whole day, zero marks for captain happy who can’t stick to character. A couple of Ms. BadTennis candidates were probably the reason for the photo anyway.
You are probably wondering what these guys came as? I don’t care about the guys in the middle either.
This is what I like to call a ‘Last minute decision to enter the race!’
While these were not the best trophies of the day, they were still trophies.
I didn’t get a great picture of the best trophies.
Or did I?
These Princess’s needed saving.
The sceptical Mexican’s look is the look of a man who doesn’t want to be photo shopped onto a naked body by the dodgy photographer.
Anyone of these girls could be in the running, but who will ever know? This was my first photo of the day – daywalkers.
I’m not even sure if these guys dressed up if I am honest.
Palms facing up, in the ready position, just in case I came closer.
These stick-men nailed it. They were my favourite outfit. Miss BadTennis candidate second from the left.
It does not happen often that one if confused and aroused at the same time.
I just noticed a girl in the back ground is unpacking.
These Jelly Fish were fantastic, admittedly – they looked better at night.
Superheroes and Nuns, and then a mermaid – bottom left.
When Angels dress at doctors. On your right, ladies and gentleman, is Jennifer Eccles – your Ms. BadTennis Charity Chase 2013.
Above, you will see the winners of the dress up portion of this year’s Charity Chase, below – you will see why!
And below this, I give you your winners of the race! Sonic – fitting.
It was a magical magical day and I can only thank the guys at Halo, Hollard and The Baron. Johanneburg, you have once again out done yourself – you are a beautiful city and I miss you more than you know.
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There should be more nudity next year.