Welcome to the world of Badtennis, we are a home for the troglodytes, the horror show freaks and the misfits. Our world is as sexy as a sunday night in a Boksburg bar. However, we can only share this with 3/5 people. Through a thorough selection policy, we’ll decide if you’re in.  

This blatant exclusion is backlash for a Fanie De Villiers’ doppleganger excluding me from the Northern Transvaal u15A cricket team.  Some people laughed but I didn’t think It was Fanie.